Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Fireballs / Characters / Maureen Quickfoot
Maureen Quickfoot
The dancer - The avenger - The angry woman
STR
12
DEX
15
CON
13
INT
14
WIS
14
CHA
13
Played by
Alexander "AJ" Jeremy
Class
Bard
Race
Wood Elf (Level 3)
Height
Approx. 6 foot
Origin
The Emerald Isle
AC
13
Backstory
Maureen was a celebrated stage dancer from the Emerald Isle. She performed in Donlon alongside her lover Chlorine.
Their biggest gig, the opening of a new East End club, ended badly. Mobgoblins in the crowd started a brawl.
Maureen found Chlorine, broken against the wall in the crossfire.
She tried to drown her sorrow with a bottle of Emerald Whiskey.
That night Maureen vowed vengeance on every Mobgoblin present. She received a list from Ale(jandra).
One by one Mobgoblins have been disappearing from the streets, but no one would ever trace it back to the dancing entertainer.
She keeps a list. Billy Krag was on it. Phil and Grant Krag are at the very top.
She has performed at the Queenly Court of the Carnabal.
Before her revenge quest she did kill a man before. He was jostling the centaur Caerdwyn, when trying to get into a show.
She killed him with a poisoned dagger.
Appearance
Maureen is a tall Wood Elf. Around six feet, with red hair falling to her shoulders and very pale, slightly freckled calves.
She wears a red dress and green high heels. Her heels always find the perfect cobblestone to land on.
She carries a whip, daggers and she has a holster on her thigh for her days
A self-inflicted scar runs across her chest, cut with her own stiletto as a mark of grief and commitment to vengeance.
In episode 2 she shaves her head entirely for her "John McClane" disguise.
Personality
Angry, fierce.
She is direct, almost blunt or rude, unsentimental.
Beneath all that is someone deep in grief who has chosen to channel it as fuel.
She is suspicious when Magpie offers them 1000X more than the normal rate.
She drinks a personal herbal Tea blend (ground four-leaf clover). Not regular Tea, which she swore off after a disastrous on-stage experience.
Steadfast in her beliefs, whether it comes to not drinking the tea Percy offered, or that revenge is the right way.
Comfortable in her own body.
Relationships
• Chlorine: deceased lover. Her death is the starting point of where she is now. She called Maureen "Petal".
• The Krag Twins: Phil and Grant are at the top of her list.
• The Twilight Twins, she knows them as performers, she doesn't know them personall.
• Bronwyn & Caerdwen, she knows them from her time at the Queenly court, she has killed for Caerdwen. Which he hasn't forgotten.
• Porcelain Pete: maternal warmth. She tells him he is beautiful. But she also asks him if Pete could ever go against Cheeky.
• Carlos: genuine warmth developing. 'You seem like a good man, Carlos.' (According to Tom in ep 1: "Oh, those two are gonna fuck.")
• Cheeky: Complicated as he is a Mobgoblin. He does persuades to join their quest.
By the end of episode 3, she confronts Cheeky about being there at Esme's the night Chlorine died. She will not kill Cheeky, she needs him to get to the Krags.
Abilities
• Bardic Inspiration: grants d6 to ally. Triggers free Unarmed Strike as a bonus action
• Mirror Image: splits into three duplicates
• Sleep
• Friends,
Smells like the perfume Chlorine used to wear.
• Command
• Druidcraft: can sense weather for the next 24 hours
• Longstrider: Increases movement speed by 10 feet for 24 hours.
Weapons
• Whip
• Dagger
• Poison darts
• Unarmed strike
Notable quotes
Episode 1:
"Looks like I'm not getting an early night tonight."
"I don't need money. I need blood."
"Goodnight, boys."
"I love you more than a dance loves music."
Episode 2:
"Encouraging song."
"I'm an angry woman."
Episode 3:
"Chlorine, I don’t think it’s my time yet."
"I had a dance party."
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"My name is Chlorine."