Meet the characters

What is a city without its people?  Who are the Donloners?
They are orcs and elves.
They are giants and dwarves.
They are all kinds and every kind.

This image shows a line up of all the main characters of Lock, Stock and two smoking Fireballs to scale. The smalles character is 4 foot, the tallest is 6 foot 7.

Porcelain Pete

Fighter / Monk / Barbarian
Sam Russell

Maureen Quickfoot

Dancing Bard (Wood Elf)
Alexander "AJ" Jeremy

Carlos Huispas

Trickery Cleric / Ratkin (Halfling)
Luke Manning

Cheeky Dustbins

Rogue (Hobgoblin)
Tom Mayo

Rover

Thug (Bulldog)
Tom "Midge"Midgley

Magpie

Gnome
Tom "Midge" Midgley

NPCs and other characters

Allies & partners

- John Nipples
- Chlorine
- Alejandra
- Susie

Villains & antagonists

- Phil & Grant Krag
- Billy Krag
- Ian Beetle
- Arch Minister Reginald Toby Punch
- Blitz Genie
- Coupe George

Up for debate 

- Albert Krag
- Silt Saint Vulpin
- Bronwyn & Caerdwyn

Mentioned

- Esme
- Leslie
- Officer 229
- The High Purifier
- The Mercury